My wonderful, patient readers. How are you today?

Started writing my spoof for Script Frenzy. Made a reference to the children's book Bunnicula that they forced on me in first grade (public school...sheesh). Now we know what book Meyer ripped off the pro-vegan vamp idea from (not that I.... have read that or anything. I just noticed a lot of the fans talking about it). But that is besides the point. Thought this snippet from my script was funny.

Beth take her time getting up and walks over to the door, finding it unlocked. She walks out to find herself in a large, ultra modern kitchen. She looks suspicious but tip-toes over to the large refrigerator.

Beth: What?
(bites her lip and whispers)
Mozzarella cheese... cauliflower... milk...

Beth pulls a container out of the fridge to see the label better.

Beth: Tofu?!
(shakes her head)

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