Enough.
I need off of Twitter.
Every time I go to write a blog post, I think up one sentence and abandon the draft. I compose in fragmented segments with the given Twittiquette grammar, e.g. "Because if the itinerary of someone so important was
secret, the entire media would be waiting there with cameras. #LameMysteryShow"
Obviously anyone in their right mind would not start every sentence with the word 'because'. I'm even starting to do this with my novel, and that is not acceptable unless that is how your character really talks/narrates.
I don't know when I'm going to do it, but it'll be soon. The whole reason I got so hooked on it was because all of my friends are easier to reach on Twitter, though in vague and incomplete ways. Facebook has even become a big time waster for me. To be honest, I'd like to prove that I could have a following as a writer and not be on FB. Because in the end, sites like FB, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr... they are all the same. And I'd really love to just go back to email.
And message boards.
Does anyone remember those? Y'know, the really slow-loading categories with topics and lots(x1938924) of comments that really don't mean anything at all?
To make myself feel even older, I dare say I want to watch a VHS.
Funny saying as I now have a DVD/Blu-Ray player on my snazzy wonderful laptop.
Who the heck cares about blu-ray, anyways? -sigh-